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ABOUT THE SERIES
I never thought I’d be an AI guy. The only Iverson I knew was Allen. When I started The Tennis Tactician, I assumed I’d be the one researching every theme, writing every article, building every playlist by hand. I figured I’d give myself a hundred hours per clinic and I’d ship maybe two a month if I was lucky. Then I stumbled into the rest of what artificial intelligence has become — by accident, while trying to build this company — and the project changed shape entirely.
As of this writing, The Tennis Tactician has 1,628 distinct themed clinics. Movies. Plays. Years. Countries. Cities. Singers. Sports teams. Holidays. Wrestlers. Zodiac signs. Scratch-off lottery tickets. Children’s books. Every state in the union. Every country on earth.
I feel like I know every single one of them personally. I’ve built a full custom playlist for every single one — twenty to forty songs each, the real ones first and Suno fills only when the real-song universe is genuinely thin. I’ve spent months learning about people and places from every recorded generation. I have felt, while building these clinics, like I was right there.
Below are the twenty-five series the catalog is organized into. There is a clinic in here for anybody — your favorite musician, the country your grandparents came from, the year you were born, the decade you wish you’d lived in, the holiday you secretly love most, the sitcom you’ve rewatched too many times to admit.
The whole point of building it this way was to make sure that when you show up for a cardio tennis hour, you’re showing up to something that is about something you actually care about.
Here they are.
1
The Lights, Camera, Action Series
The biggest series in the catalog. Every clinic is a tribute to a single band, artist, singer, or rapper — their music, their style, their story, the moments that made them. From the icons to the ones who deserved more.
2
The Silver Screen Series
The story of our most memorable movies — told through their soundtracks and a tennis hour. The best songs the film gave us, the best songs that gave it back, and the story of the film woven through the playlist while you’re on the court.
3
The Around the World Series
A full clinic for every single country on earth — no exceptions. I’ve learned more about the world in three months sitting in my apartment developing TTT than in the prior 43 years.
4
The City Lights Series
Interesting cities everywhere — their music, their history, their personality. Cities I’ll never visit, but that I now feel like I’ve been to. I feel part of their history.
5
The ’Merican History Series
As a history major, the ‘Merican History Series was a natural one. Clinics for the major events from 1492 through the present — told the way you’d want to be told a story, not the way history class did it.
6
The Grudge Match Series
Two rivals, one clinic. Pepsi vs. Coke. Ali vs. Frazier. The 1960s vs. the 1980s. Jackson Phillips vs. Lauderdale Tennis Club. Each side asserts its case through the playlist and the games, and the clinic combines into something better than either side could be alone.
7
The In the Year of Our Lord Series
One year per clinic. From 3000 BC to the modern era. Every clinic is an isolated slice of time — what was happening, what the world sounded like, what mattered most that year. Building this series opened a fire-hose of information I never expected to have.
8
The Binge Watch Series
The shows you can’t put down — the ones you’ve finished three times. A lot of them don’t come with their own music, so we built it ourselves. Original Suno songs that tell the story of an iconic episode, played while you play.
9
The 50 States Series
A clinic for every state in the union. Each one rooted in what makes that state itself — the music, the food, the famous figures, the inside jokes only people who grew up there understand.
10
The Day Job Series
Every job has a story and every job has stereotypes. Teacher. Bartender. Used car salesman. Lawyer. Mortician. Each clinic leans into the stereotypes the way the people who actually do that job lean into them — affectionately, knowingly, with a tennis racket.
11
The Holiday Slam Series
I’m a holidays guy. Every holiday in the American calendar plus some borrowed from elsewhere. Christmas season is going to be a lot of fun.
12
The Sports Moments Series
It started as actual moments and morphed into something better — tribute clinics for famous teams and famous individual athletes. The careers, the rivalries, the championships, the heartbreaks, the comebacks. Told through music and footwork.
13
The Rhythm and Groove Series
Dance styles. Dancing has never been my own forte, but building this series made me see what people can paint with nothing but their bodies and a beat. Every clinic brings that energy to the court.
14
The Standing Ovation Series
Broadway. The plays everyone knows, the ones with the soundtracks people still sing in the car. I get to spend the clinic inside The Lion King or Phantom of the Opera or Hamilton — and so does everyone who comes.
15
The Laugh Track Series
The Laugh Track Series is about… about… I’m sorry what was I talking about? Something distracted me!
16
The Tribe Series
I’m not from any of them — but the clinics in this series are some of the most visually rich, musically deep, and joyful in the catalog. The most recent series I added. I almost didn’t. I’m glad I did.
17
The Storytime Series
I am a big fan of children’s stories. One day I thought, “A single famous story will make for great lyrics for a single song, and a collection of songs will make an awesome clinic!”
I showed you how to run a better club. You shook your head,
The old woman at the desk knows best, you said,
The club lost out, Frosty’s nose is big and pink.
I tried to lead the club to water but it wouldn’t drink.
18
The Mixtape Series
A slow pitch down the middle of the plate for cardio tennis. Themed mixtapes that move all over the place — and so do you. I’m not sure that made sense.
19
The Zodiac Series
One clinic per sign. I don’t know much about astrology but I love it, and building this series taught me a lot. People who love their sign are going to love these. People who don’t believe in any of it are still going to have a good time.
20
The Time Machine Series
Decades. The 1940s. The 1980s. The 2000s. Each clinic is a deep dive into the music, the vibes, the stories, and the cultural texture of one era — laid out across a tennis hour.
21
The WWE Entrance Music Series
I have always been a wrestling fan. The moment when an entrance theme hits and a wrestler walks down the aisle is one of the most spine-tingling rituals in modern entertainment. I wanted to capture that and put it on a tennis court. Goosebumps with a racket in your hand.
22
The Voice Series
I watched this one from day one. So many remarkable voices came through the spinning chairs — contestants who became stars, contestants who deserved to. Each clinic relives one season — the coaches, the contestants, the blind auditions, the battles, the careers that took off and the ones that should have. Season 1 forward.
23
The American Idol Series
The original. American Idol changed what reality competition could be. Each clinic is one season — the audition shocks, the eliminations that broke the country’s heart, the winners, and the ones who lost but won everything anyway (Jennifer Hudson, Chris Daughtry, the list goes on). Season 1 through the modern era.
24
The Jackpot Series
A creative one. I have always been a sucker for scratch-off lottery tickets — the quarter, the silver dust, the impossible promise. Every clinic in this series awards the winners with real scratch-off tickets at various denominations, on the condition that they have to scratch them off in front of everyone so we can see whether they won.
25
The Bard Series
The smallest series in the catalog, and a labor of love. Clinics paying tribute to William Shakespeare and his most beloved plays.
TWENTY-FIVE SERIES. ONE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT CLINICS.
There is a clinic in here for you. For the friend you bring with you. For the parent you grew up watching reruns with. For the country you’ve never been to and the one you’ve never left.
I built this catalog because I wanted cardio tennis to be about something other than burning calories. Every clinic has a story. Every story has a playlist. Every playlist puts you somewhere — a Vegas casino floor in the 1960s, an Asheville bayou bar, the year 1300 BC, the soundstage of American Idol, the deck of the Titanic, a Mardi Gras parade, an Alan Jackson concert, a New York fire station on September 11, a Mozart recital in Salzburg.
Show up sweaty. Leave with a story.