Okay, everyone, settle down — settle DOWN. Your regular teacher is out today, so I'll be covering the Lacoste Active Sports Bra, and yes, this WILL be on the test. Let me just find my glasses.
According to the lesson plan, this is a medium-support performance bra from Lacoste's activewear line, with a tight, adjusted cut engineered for optimal hold — that means everything stays exactly where it started, even during cardio tennis, which I'm told involves a great deal of enthusiastic bouncing around.
The back panel is lightweight breathable mesh — ventilation, people, very important — and the pads are removable, so you may customize your coverage; no, Kevin, you may not ask why. The fabric is a 77% polyester, 23% elastane stretch blend with flat seams so nothing chafes, and there's a little green crocodile on it, which the syllabus assures me is extremely prestigious.
Now, moving on to the geography unit — eyes front. This bra is assigned to Chilpancingo de los Bravo, the capital of Guerrero, Mexico, and I actually know this one, because it's one of the most important classrooms in Mexican history.
In 1813, in the church right on the main square, José María Morelos convened the Congress of Anáhuac — the nation's FIRST independent congress — read out his Sentimientos de la Nación, and declared independence from Spain. The whole city is named for the Bravo brothers, actual local insurgent heroes.
You'll wear this everywhere from a morning clinic to a stroll under the portales of the Plaza Cívica — and afterward, it's also perfect for the pozole, because Thursday pozole in Guerrero is practically a civic requirement, and I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Field trip forms out, please. Single file.
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