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Zonguldak Mining Museum
LaCoste Double Face Pique Women's Shorts: Extraordinary! I have penetrated the interior and discovered — a museum, well signposted. Opened in 2016, Turkey's first devoted to hard-coal mining, the industry that made this city out of hillside. Coal was found in the Zonguldak basin in 1829, credited by tradition to the sailor Uzun Mehmet, and by the late Ottoman period French, Belgian and Italian companies were driving galleries beneath these Black Sea hills, drawing workers from across Anatolia. This coal fuelled Ottoman and republican industry, and its miners were subject to compulsory labour laws during the world wars. Some 6,900 square metres, including a century-old gallery you walk through. In the garden stands the Mining Martyrs Monument to the 263 miners killed in the 1992 Kozlu disaster.
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Gökgöl Cave
LaCoste Double Face Pique Women's Shorts: NOW we are exploring. A cave! Genuinely subterranean! Admittedly on the Ankara road at the eastern edge of town, with a car park. Gökgöl is one of Turkey's longest show caves: roughly 3,350 metres of surveyed passage, of which about 875 metres are open to intrepid persons such as ourselves. An underground stream carved it through the Cretaceous limestone of the coal basin, developing four levels over hundreds of thousands of years and growing forests of stalactites, stalagmites, columns and flowstone draperies. Locals have known it for generations as shelter and water, so I claim no discovery, obviously. Opened to tourism in 2001 with lit walkways, terraces, bridges and accessible routes — a natural underworld running parallel to the mines.
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Uzun Mehmet Monument
LaCoste Double Face Pique Women's Shorts: A monument to a fellow discoverer — my people, at last. Uzun Mehmet, a sailor from the village of Kestaneci near Ereğli, is credited by Turkish tradition with finding coal in this basin in 1829: burning black stones, spotted while he was home from naval service, after the Ottoman navy had asked returning sailors to search for the mineral that powered foreign steamships. His find opened the Black Sea coalfield that would fuel the empire's ships, railways and factories, though he reportedly died before receiving the promised reward. Zonguldak owes its whole existence to that moment and marks him with this monument, a namesake neighbourhood, and 8 November as a miners' anniversary.
Look, I don't do sales pitches. The LaCoste Double Face Pique Women's Shorts. Double-face piqué knit — that means two finished faces, a smooth one and a textured one, so the fabric's got structure without the weight. You want that.
Elasticated comfort waist, proper pockets, breathable knit that doesn't cling when you sweat, and the crocodile stitched on the hip — Lacoste's been putting that croc on tennis clothes since René Lacoste won his Slams in the 1920s, so no, it's not going out of style, stop asking. These shorts will outlast three of whatever you're wearing now.
Like I always say: you want flash, go elsewhere. You want something that shows up every day and doesn't complain? Sign here.
That's not marketing, that's construction.
Coal town on the Black Sea. Built by people who worked harder than you and me put together, ever since a sailor named Uzun Mehmet found burning black stones in 1829. Whole city runs on graft and no nonsense, which is why I approve of it, and these shorts fit right in.
The building — sorry, the city — is Zonguldak, Turkey.
You'll get use out of them everywhere from cardio tennis in the morning to walking the harbour where they used to send coal wagons down the Varagel Tunnel by gravity — and by the way, they're also perfect for a long sit afterwards over Black Sea fish and a glass of tea, because this knit doesn't hold the damp and neither, apparently, does anybody from Zonguldak. Gravity.
Free labour. Now THAT'S a utility bill I can respect.
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