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The Guildhall, Cathedral Square
Solinco Heaven String Hyper-G Soft 16g Tennis String Reel: Okay, this is my favourite kind of fact. It was built in the 17th century as the seat of civic government, and it was raised on open arches on purpose, so that market trading could carry on underneath while council business went on in the chamber above. Selling downstairs, governing upstairs, same building, same hour, nobody has to stop. It stands directly in front of the abbey gateway at the centre of the city, so you can take in the whole arrangement from one spot. I have been asked not to call it a multi-storey market. I am going to keep trying.
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Longthorpe Tower
Solinco Heaven String Hyper-G Soft 16g Tennis String Reel: Right, this one I got wrong in training and I would like to fix it: the tower was ADDED to an existing manor house, in about 1290 to 1300, by Robert Thorpe, a lawyer, landholder and official of Peterborough Abbey. Then in the late 1320s the owner commissioned a group of artists to paint the vaulted first-floor chamber, and those wall paintings, dating from about 1330, are among the most complete medieval domestic wall paintings surviving anywhere in northern Europe. Northern Europe. In one room, in a tower, bolted onto a house. I did not believe it either. Look up when you go in.
Oh HELLO, my darlings! Yes, it's me, and haven't YOU all grown. Now gather round, because Mother has something SPECIAL: the Solinco Hyper-G Soft 16g reel. 'Is it just a green string?' Oh no it isn't!
It's THE green string — Solinco's famous Hyper-G, in its signature Hyper Green, with a four-sided square profile that bites the ball like the wicked stepmother bites her tongue at the ball: reluctantly, but with TREMENDOUS grip, dear.
The Soft version, sweethearts, keeps all that spin and control but softens the formula for a plusher, arm-friendlier feel — because Mother is of a certain age and Mother's elbow VOTES. At 1.30mm it's the durable gauge of the family, and this reel is a proper trousseau: 656 feet, 200 meters, sixteen-and-more string jobs. 'That's too much string!' Oh no it isn't!
It's an entire SEASON of string, and it holds its tension beautifully, night after night, like a professional. Behind you! Sorry — force of habit.
Now, our show is set in Peterborough, England, a proper cathedral city, and what a set it is: a Norman church begun in 1118 with a west front that upstages everyone. You'll use this string everywhere from a Sunday knockabout near Cathedral Square to club night at the local courts — and afterwards, dears, a proper cuppa and a wander round the market, as one does.
And it is also perfect for a Saturday wander round Peterborough market, dears, where you can buy your greens and admire that west front in the one trip. Oh yes you can!
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