Machine four's yours, it's the good one. Sit down. You'll be here forty minutes and I've got nothing on. Here's what nobody tells you about my trade: everything comes down to whether a fabric moves water away or just holds onto it. That's the whole science. A towel that holds water is a wet towel.
A grip that holds sweat is a wet grip, and then you're squeezing harder, and then your elbow hurts, and then you blame your serve. It's laundry. It's all laundry.
Dryer's got a while yet. Come see the town while we wait. Dunedin Railway Station, built 1903 to 1906 by George Troup, whose Flemish Renaissance revival in dark basalt earned him the name Gingerbread George, with a booking hall floor of roughly 725,000 Royal Doulton porcelain tiles. At its peak it handled up to a hundred trains a day, on gold-rush money.
Then Larnach Castle, built 1871 to 1887 out on the peninsula for William Larnach, who imported Italian marble and Venetian glass and craftsmen, and whose life ended in 1898 in a parliamentary committee room. It served as a mental hospital and a nuns' retreat and a ruin before the Barker family took it on in 1967.
Then Olveston Historic Home, built 1904 to 1906 for the Theomin family, left to the city complete with its contents by their daughter Dorothy in 1966, and still almost exactly as they had it. And finally First Church of Otago, completed 1873 by Robert Lawson in Oamaru limestone, its spire about fifty-four metres, on a site made by levelling Bell Hill with picks and barrows.
Right, your load's nearly done, so here's the grip. Microfibre copolymer composite felt, built specifically for moisture management, with a perforated surface so the sweat has somewhere to go instead of sitting under the palm, and a thick foam backing underneath for genuine cushioning. About 2.1 mm thick — a substantial, comfortable build rather than a thin one.
It handles the whole range of Dunedin weather, everywhere from a still bright morning on the peninsula to the sideways southerly that arrives at four without warning. It is also perfect for a station whose floor is 725,000 separate small tiles, laid by people who understood that comfort is always somebody's tedious job.
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