Let us be clear about what is happening here. This is a twelve-racquet bag. Nobody needs twelve racquets. That is precisely the point, and if you were the sort of person who only carried what you needed, you would not have read this far.
The Tecnifibre Tour Endurance Ultra in black is the large end of the line and it is built with some seriousness. Two main compartments carrying up to twelve frames, with a small accessory pocket tucked inside one of them.
The shell is Tecnifibre's tarpaulin — light for its size, durable, water resistant and UV resistant, which is the specification that keeps a black bag from going grey after two summers on a hot court. Interior liner is fluorescent yellow, and that is not decoration: a black bag with a black lining swallows overgrips, and this one does not.
Dimensions are 30 inches long, 13 wide, 13 high. The backpack straps are attached, padded and adjustable, so a full load rides properly, and there are grab handles on one end for the moment you need to swing it out of a car boot with an audience watching.
Which brings us to Seinajoki, a town that also refuses to be modest and is entirely right to. Alvar Aalto laid out an entire civic centre here — town hall, library and theatre gathered around one square — and set Lakeuden Risti above the flat fields as a white church that can be seen from a great distance.
A whole town centre designed as one gesture, by one architect, in a place with nothing to hide behind. That is confidence built in concrete, and you are about to walk through it carrying more racquets than any human being could use in a single afternoon.
Understatement is a fine quality. It has never won anyone a tournament.
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