Themed Cardio Tennis Clinics in the Fort Lauderdale Area
A sleeveless tank with the bra built in — one garment, no layering, breathable moisture-moving fabric, XS through XL. Do I hear a simpler morning? I do. And the weigh house at Leer will value the lot before anything changes hands.
Yonex Women's Tank Top with Sports Bra: Red brick, Dutch Renaissance, eighteen-ninety-FOUR — turrets, gables, corbels, the whole magnificent lot — and do I hear a bid on this top, built-in bra, moisture-wicking, ladies, going going GONE — just like your old sports bra should be.
Yonex Women's Tank Top with Sports Bra: Seventeen-fourteen, the Alte Waage, they WEIGHED the goods right here on this square — grain, butter, livestock, the whole East Frisian economy on the scales — and I am WEIGHING this top right now: lightweight, supportive, exceptional value. Sold.
Yonex Women's Tank Top with Sports Bra: Seventeenth-century moated house, English garden, water all around, aristocratic pedigree, the Evenburg has everything — and so does this top: built-in bra, stretch fabric, elegant cut. Moat not included.
Yonex Women's Tank Top with Sports Bra: Nineteen-oh-nine, steel hull, steam power, the Prinz Heinrich has been at this quay for over a century — do you know what else has lasting power? This Yonex tank, ladies and gentlemen, breathable, durable, sea-worthy style. All aboard!
Right, moving fast, and this lot is a two-for-one, which is the only kind of two-for-one I will personally vouch for. One garment. Two jobs. A sleeveless tank with the sports bra built into it — no layering, no straps arguing with each other under the shoulder, no second thing to wash, no second thing to forget in a hotel room. Do I hear a simpler morning? I do. Sold.
Valuing it properly. The fabric is breathable and moves moisture off the skin, which on a hot court is the difference between a shirt that works with you and a shirt that hangs on you. Sleeveless, so the shoulder is entirely free through the service motion, which is where a badly cut top costs you actual points.
The built-in bra gives support without a second band across the ribs — one layer at the chest instead of two, which anybody who has played in July will value immediately. Sizes XS through XL. Wash it cool, hang it to dry, keep it away from fabric softener, which coats technical fabric and undoes the very thing you paid for.
And now Leer, which is my kind of town, because Leer knows exactly what everything is worth. There is a building on the square called the Alte Waage, dated 1714 — the old weigh house — and its entire purpose was to put goods on the scales and settle the argument in public.
A whole building devoted to establishing value.
Down at the harbour the steamer Prinz Heinrich, 1909, is tied at the quay, and I could talk about that hull for twenty minutes without repeating myself. Going once.
Do I hear a bid for the whole town?
One garment doing two jobs. Weighed, valued, and sold before you have finished reading this.
