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Monument to Jonas Basanavičius
Penn Tennis Socks: One may debate who founds a nation. Few debate this gentleman. The monument was erected in 1996 and is the work of the sculptor Antanas Žukauskas. Jonas Basanavičius, born in the Vilkaviškis district, founded the newspaper Aušra and chaired the Council of Lithuania that signed the Act of Independence in 1918, and he is conventionally called the patriarch of the Lithuanian national revival — conventionally, a word I use with both respect and precision. The district also produced the poet Salomėja Nėris, and Vincas Kudirka, who composed the national anthem and received his own monument in the town in 1998. A remarkable district. I say that of very few.
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Confluence of the Šeimena and Vilkauja rivers
Penn Tennis Socks: Here, at last, everyone agrees, which is rarer than water. Vilkaviškis was founded at this confluence and takes its name from the Vilkauja. It was first recorded in 1561 and granted Magdeburg rights in 1660, making it one of the oldest towns in the Suvalkija region and a stopping point on the trade road to Prussia. The two crossings are named the Eucharistic Congress Bridge and the Gediminas Street Bridge — one sacred, one dynastic, and the town declined to choose between them, which I regard as statesmanship. The cathedral was deliberately sited beside the confluence, so that water and church towers appear together in almost any view of the old centre.
Hi! Hi hi hi. Okay. So. I was told to present the Penn Tennis Socks and I have prepared SO much. First — Penn! The tennis ball people! They also make socks!
I made a slide about it but I'll just tell you: these are performance crew socks built for tennis, with cushioning through the footbed to absorb all those hard stops and sprints, moisture-wicking fibers to keep feet dry through a whole cardio session, arch support that hugs the midfoot, and a snug cuff that stays UP — I tested this personally by wearing them around the office for nine hours, which HR said was 'not necessary' but I believe in thoroughness.
Comfortable, durable, breathable. OKAY and the city, the city, I stayed up till 2 a.m. on this: Vilkaviškis, Lithuania! First mentioned in 1561! Magdeburg rights in 1660! It's in Suvalkija, on the old road to Prussia, founded right where the Vilkauja flows into the Šeimena — two rivers, one confluence, zero notes from me, great planning by whoever.
And get THIS: the district produced Jonas Basanavičius, the actual patriarch of the Lithuanian national revival, AND Vincas Kudirka, who composed the national anthem. One district! Two founding fathers!
You'll wear these socks everywhere from morning cardio tennis to a riverside walk at the confluence, and by the way, they're also perfect for the local cold beet soup, šaltibarščiai — I made a reservation, I hope that's okay — which is PINK, and cushioned socks are EXACTLY what you want when you are sitting outside a Lithuanian café for two hours refusing to stop looking at it.
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